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Are you looking for a guild? Do you have a pulse? If you answered "yes" to either one of these questions, then there has never been a better time play Everquest.

It's a buyer's market out there on Al'Kabor, folks! Come on down and pick you out one of these here nice guilds. We got old guilds. We got new guilds. Heck we got guilds who don't even know who their leader is.

Let me put it to you straight: we'll do anything to get your business here on Al'Kabor. Shoot, just pick one out at random and take 'er for a test drive. You can always change yer mind later!

You ever seen an Ogre do a sexy dance? Folks, join us in Vintage and I promise you sexy Ogre dances at your request 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

So y'all come on down to Al Kabor and mention this post to for an amazing offer!*



*Offer void where prohibited.

Which guild will buy me a new iMac?

Yes to the sexy ogre dances please.

Hahah

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Darco 65 Enchanter <Destiny> Australia
Darcreign 65 Magician <Destiny> Australia
Darcnite 65 Paladin <Destiny> Australia

I found the whole thing hilarious, you can always change your mind later!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr7nckPP ... re=related

Dear Dunski, I logged in the other day and was wondering what guild I was in. So I thought, I'll just do /who sinnder. But it said everything was about me was Anonymous. I've never heard of this guild Anonymous. Did I pick the right guild? I didn't see any sexy ogres dancing, so now maybe I picked the wrong guild, maybe a guild where only the creepy gnomes dance or something. Please help.

Signed,

Confused Enchanter.

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Sinnder, Enchanter of Destiny
Joshore, Druid of Destiny

This post rocks

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I come back to you now, at the turn of the tilde~

If your guild is Anonymous, then your leader is Guy Fawkes. I would direct all questions to him.

Don't even get me started on gnomes. don't. even.

Gnome or go home.

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Faults - 65 ranger of <Temerity>
Beardog - Melee Shaman box
Bahnanas - Enchanter Box
Whirleebird - Cleric Box
Hijinx - Bard box

I'm disappointed that The Darkwood Society and other 2003 defuncts haven't spoken up! They're accepting applications of course, but sadly nobody on this server is good enough for them.

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Mechaike Aspenleaf <Temerity>

D-W-S! D-W-S!

/looks around

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Blackfell, Outrider of <Destiny>

Didn't we have a guild called Dead Halfling Society a while back?

nah, i think it was Frozen Village of Lollipops

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I mezz four mobs at a time without using mana.
I run faster than any other character without using SoW.
I power level newbies without using buffs.
I GATE-HAMMER out of Vex Thal. Alone.

What can bard do for you?

Hyacinth Stormsong
Level 65 Maestro Extraordinaire
Destiny

Frozen Poets.. were different, Village Idiots were strange, the Lollipops were cool.

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