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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:56 am 
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Are you looking for a guild? Do you have a pulse? If you answered "yes" to either one of these questions, then there has never been a better time play Everquest.

It's a buyer's market out there on Al'Kabor, folks! Come on down and pick you out one of these here nice guilds. We got old guilds. We got new guilds. Heck we got guilds who don't even know who their leader is.

Let me put it to you straight: we'll do anything to get your business here on Al'Kabor. Shoot, just pick one out at random and take 'er for a test drive. You can always change yer mind later!

You ever seen an Ogre do a sexy dance? Folks, join us in Vintage and I promise you sexy Ogre dances at your request 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

So y'all come on down to Al Kabor and mention this post to for an amazing offer!*



*Offer void where prohibited.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:35 am 
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Which guild will buy me a new iMac?

Yes to the sexy ogre dances please.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:43 pm 
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Dunski wrote:
Heck we got guilds who don't even know who their leader is.


Hahah

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:24 pm 
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I found the whole thing hilarious, you can always change your mind later!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:50 am 
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Dear Dunski, I logged in the other day and was wondering what guild I was in. So I thought, I'll just do /who sinnder. But it said everything was about me was Anonymous. I've never heard of this guild Anonymous. Did I pick the right guild? I didn't see any sexy ogres dancing, so now maybe I picked the wrong guild, maybe a guild where only the creepy gnomes dance or something. Please help.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:45 am 
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This post rocks

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:53 am 
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If your guild is Anonymous, then your leader is Guy Fawkes. I would direct all questions to him.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:56 pm 
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Gnome or go home.

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I'm disappointed that The Darkwood Society and other 2003 defuncts haven't spoken up! They're accepting applications of course, but sadly nobody on this server is good enough for them.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:45 am 
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mechaike wrote:
I'm disappointed that The Darkwood Society and other 2003 defuncts haven't spoken up! They're accepting applications of course, but sadly nobody on this server is good enough for them.


D-W-S! D-W-S!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:45 am 
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mechaike wrote:
I'm disappointed that The Darkwood Society and other 2003 defuncts haven't spoken up! They're accepting applications of course, but sadly nobody on this server is good enough for them.


Didn't we have a guild called Dead Halfling Society a while back?


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nah, i think it was Frozen Village of Lollipops

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:11 pm 
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Hyacinth wrote:
nah, i think it was Frozen Village of Lollipops


Frozen Poets.. were different, Village Idiots were strange, the Lollipops were cool.

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