If I start in about your "gods" this is going straight to the rant folder... Let's just say that those somber puppets may think they deal in Justice with a capital "J", but who do you think the god of lawyers is?
I like Trials, they're just right for my attention span, no 2 hours CH chains, just a little adrenalin shot. My only misgiving is the cosmic spiral thing before you start, so please buff up quick or you might find Bristlebane's Party Splatter all over your boots.
I will have to consult The Tribunal about the Justice of involving myself in a Trial, but clearly the line is drawn when it comes to an assault on my Gods!
If you would give up your silly little god and turn to Justice instead, the "cosmic spiral thing" would not cause you so much unease, Blasphemer. I did not singe my fingers at the oven for you to Splatter your Platter on sacred land, leave it at home!